The Internet Sucks

from Spooky by Spiffy Flinger

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Written by Noah Friedman and Spiffy Flinger
(sample: 'I Started a Joke' by the Bee Gees)

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The Internet sucks and it's mean a lot
What's Cyberspace have that real life ain't got?
I'll tell you - hackers and nerds
Don't go on the web, just take my word

Everyone's creepy on the Internet
But not as creepy as Spiffy Flinger yet
I said don't - go - on the Internet

Everyone's too smart on the Internet
It's the 21st century - who needs intellect?
The Internet sucks, I'll tell you why
The Internet spreads lies

Wikipeda on rye
Everyone on social media probably should all die
With their LOLs and BFFs
The net's a problem, peeps be like whatevs

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from Spooky, released October 31, 2014

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